unclefather:

anyone would be lucky to date me. i was “a pleasure to have in class”

(Source: unclefather, via promisesofink)

"If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I bet they’d live a lot differently. When you look into infinity, you realize there are more important things than what people do all day."

Calvin and Hobbes   (via -explosive)

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thehylianinthetardis:

captainlucifer:

erocsan:

captainlucifer:

if a guy friend that you’re romantically interested in asks you out, reject him first as a test to see whether he’ll get angry and accuse you of friendzoning him or respect your decision and be willing to carry on being friends

Example of why women are fucking crazy hahahaha

i’m a man

A great example of why fact checking is a good idea.

(via nichbum)

jpgay:

really punk?? really? wanna fight about it?? wanna cuddle about  it?? wanna maybe makeout about it??

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